Top
Ten Lists
You can
use your own imagination and The INSTANT IDEA SOURCE to create
the kinds of "Top Ten" jokes that are so popular on late night
television shows.
To compete with the hilarious Top Ten Lists created by professionals,
let's create one of our own. We hope you enjoy it and can
imagine yourself being even more creative.
We
used The INSTANT IDEA SOURCE and our own sense of humor to
create our "Top Ten List" that we hope you'll enjoy. In [red
brackets] are I.I.S. describing words used for inspiration
for some of the ideas.
"Ways
the U.S. Would Be Different If the Next President Were a Dog"
- "Hail
to the Chief" replaced by "How much is that Doggie in the
Window?"
- Presidential
entourage referred to as "the Dog Pack."
- Smithsonian
not impressed with the latest addition to the collection
of first ladies' gowns -- a sequined collar.
- At
state dinners, acceptable etiquette would include licking
your paws. [two-handed]
- Cats
would be ALL bent out of shape.
- Three
Dog Night makes a stunning comeback.
[twilight]
- Witnesses
insist they've seen Lassie coming and going from the White
House at night. [twilight]
- RCA
gets White House Television concession.
[turntable]
- "Faking
a toss" while playing "fetch" would be a felony.
[turn on/off]
- The
same goes for ANY kind of performing for food.
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